Monday 24 December 2012

Fake Christmas mall muzak vs. real Church music ...

In Australia, live Christmas Church music is heard in so many guises, it's impossible to count them, but recently I've noticed that only English "Church muzak" arrangements, usually recorded in secular studios and sung by secular singers, are broadcast in Australian shopping malls. Live Church choirs in Australian shopping malls are rare. Why?

The Aussie retail giants are well aware that the large non-English ethnic Churches of Australia ( e.g. Greek Orthodox, Tamil Catholic, Maronite, Tongan, to name a few) would be hugely offended if their sacred music were grossly mangled into recorded muzak versions, and devalued by repetitive background broadcasting in a non-liturgical shopping environment. Just imagine their reaction if it were!

This week, at least twelve (a sufficiently apostolic number) of my Church music friends have bemoaned the awful Christmas mall "Church" muzak they were subjected to as they shopped. They all say (and I agree) that this weirdly secularised, corrupted junk music gives non-Christians a totally false impression of real Church music. As well as this, in the last few days a Twitter chorus of annoyance has arisen from justifiably angry shoppers who don't like being bombarded with "stupid Christian music." No wonder! One angry Ipswich, Qld. resident (possibly pre-primed by incessant fake "Christian" mall muzak) even resorted to hosing down his neighbouring Church choir to shut them up! - see article at http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2012/juneweb-only/multiracial-church-music.html

On the positive side, a crowd of brave Church members from Parramatta, sickened by the horrible schmaltzy versions of their music infecting the mall, staged an unmiked, unrecorded live Flash Mob Christmas Eve carol chorus at Westfield Mall in Parramatta - and were heartily clapped.
See them on this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtrFpHGUT9o  Australians are not slow to recognise and appreciate real Church music (it doesn't need to be perfectly sung, just in tune, in time, heartfelt and enthusiastic) when they hear it.

But despite the best in-house efforts of Church choirs, the fake "Christmas" muzak plague makes it look as if the English-speaking Churches of Australia have thrown their Church music to the retail wolves. Or have they just neglected to blow the whistle on mall muzak?

Three possible reasons for Church apathy on this issue occur to me:

1. English-speaking Church leaders responsible for Church music never visit malls at Christmas time.
2. English Church music is unfashionably colonial, so unmercifully trashing it in malls, while honouring ethnic music, is seen as non-dicriminatory and perfectly OK.
3. Many Church leaders believe that English "Church" muzak, no matter how degraded, is a helpful advertisement for the Church, and that its benefits outweigh its disadvantages.

In this fraught postcolonial scenario, some English-speaking Australian Churches have even tried to ethnic-ize their liturgies by adding unsynchronised African drumbeats to English carols. Please desist, this doesn't work.

Comments, anyone?


Thursday 20 December 2012

Merry Christmas and Keeping Church Music Records . . .

A very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in 2013 to all Australian Church musicians, families and friends!

My Australian Church music blog has been neglected lately, due to heavy family commitments, but I'm now back on track for Christmas and the New Year. Best wishes to my RSCM colleagues, who are currently preparing for the RSCM International Summer School in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Most Australian Church music directors keep meticulous Choir and music ministry records, including a current list of Choir members, an attendance roll, and copyright license files. Keeping Church music ministry records (sometimes in the public press) was part of Australia's Church tradition in the 18th to 20th centuries of European settlement. If you are in doubt about this, have a look at the National Library of Australia's records on its digitised historical newspaper database, Trove. Try searching "Church choir". You'll find a treasure house of Australian Church music history in those pages, kept by keen journalists who valued their Christian communities and their music, and were careful to record all social and musical events faithfully (although their accounts were not always without bias, and their music repertoire was far from inclusive).

There is no doubt that the history of a local Church's music ministry adds colour and personality to its overall history. Music ministry records, which are part of each Church community's history, should be lodged with your Church archives each year. Photographs, newsletter notices, and annual articles acknowledging the work of volunteer (as well as professional) music ministers, organists, visiting musicians and concert series, social events and administrative assistants, supportive clergy, choir friends and family, and retiring choristers, should all be part of this community-building record. Official Church historians will, of course, place their own slant on local Church music ministry history, but future researchers will thank Churches or private collectors who keep accurate and complete local Church music archives.

If your Church music ministry thanks and promotes its musicians and helpers adequately, it will never have any trouble attracting and keeping well-disciplined choristers, musicians, assistants and supporters.
There is actually much more to running a Church choir than singing or playing well.

Best wishes for continuing successful Church music ministry in 2013,

Elizabeth Sheppard.